Monday, January 3, 2011

A Scandal in the New Year...

Mr. and Mrs. Crepe Paper were divorcees who not too long ago fell in love. They were lonely souls who found each other by chance. His small head and her short stature was easily overlooked and they spent a very happy few months together...

...that is until SHE came along. This widowed beauty (a Christmas gift from Mom) was out looking for love and men were scarce. She fought and fought and considered no one else's feelings but her own...

And she won. Divorced a second time and quickly remarried, Mr. Crepe Paper tossed the former Mrs. Crepe Paper out like old trash. But be careful new Mrs. Crepe Paper. Your new husband is a fickle one and there are plenty of crepe paper brides in the sea....

1 comment:

A Rose Without A Thorn said...

I hope that short stature Mrs. Crepe Paper finds a lovely and equally short stature Mr. Crepe Paper. He is out there with a good heart and a steadfast nature and just waiting to be discovered......